February 7, 1993

233. "Of Course I Don't Hate You..."

The monsters ate off your face!
Well, at least that’s what happened
       In my dream last night.
There you sat, all cutesy and annoying,
Lost in your sweet little world
Where all is perfect and lovely,
When all of the sudden with an icy stare,
The monsters spotted you.......
They licked their lips, widened their eyes,
Jumped over to you, and ate off your face.
Suddenly, from my dream I awoke with a start,
Thinking how cruel and horrid
Such a thing would be for you,
So I picked up the phone and called you.......
Once I knew you were safe at home,
I called those nasty monsters
       To give them directions to your house.......

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